Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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