he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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