btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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