My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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