I can text with my tongue
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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