she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
you never un-have a 4some
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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