you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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