his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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