just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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