so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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