Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
did i just pee glitter
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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