So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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