Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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