I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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