Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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