He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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