Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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