Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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