smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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