I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
