awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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