We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
you told grandpa to call you daddy
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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