Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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