OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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