Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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