Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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