Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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