I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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