..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
it's like iHOP with fire
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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