Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
how drunk are you?
Several
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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