i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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