Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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