Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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