I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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