I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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