How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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