Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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