Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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