i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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