so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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