Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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