Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Randomize
