ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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