i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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