So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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