Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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