maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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