if i can run in heels then i can drive
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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