Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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