Say something about gay babies.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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