Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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