I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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