I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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