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yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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