Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
